think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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