this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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