Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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