these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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