Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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