so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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