Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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