That's intense
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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