Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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