In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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