He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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