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Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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