You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
My vagina just recognized that song.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
