dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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