we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Randomize
