i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
that may or may not have been my penis.
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