HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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