Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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