you guys were way drunker than both of me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I will pee on everything he values.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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