Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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