a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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