There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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