thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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