how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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