my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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