i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
