I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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