Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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