No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
where does the pee come out of this thing
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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