I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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