thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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