id be glad to
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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