the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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