My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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