No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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