smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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