great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
