its not stalking. its research.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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