even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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