and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can't turn off my feet"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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