You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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