It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
We have started to decorate penises.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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