The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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