worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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