I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Watching her eat just hurts me
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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