okay pat passed out under dana's car
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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