Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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