So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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