Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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