thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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