her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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