just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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