I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
