Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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