Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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