i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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